You know the feeling as you round the bend and there he is — The Law, in his cruiser with radar gun.
They can be anywhere. I popped the trail hill (in my running shoes!) and coming up the other side is an officer (on his bicycle!). No I wasn’t busted for speeding but illegal begal just the same. My jogging partner was sans leash. We passed each other in only a blink. The cop was preoccupied with the navigation, negotiating the ruts and maintaining the momentum. He glanced at me and I saw the look — and the brain registered the violation but he was out of whack. Unable to coil and strike right then. His snap-shot (friend or foe) image of my dawg was a potential distraction. After all, he is a police dog, (friend) but the encounter was brief and in another instant we were all out of range.
Love your humorous anectotage, c.s. Keep ’em coming.
Oh, Oh! Typo! anecdotage not anectotage.