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Smokin’

We pulled up to a stop at the light and smelled hot brakes. We gaze around at the other cars to see who’s in disrepair. The other drivers are doing the same except that they have focused on us. Doink. Smoke is wafting from our right rear. Anxious to avoid a brake fire I pulled out of the traffic lane and jumped out to inspect. After a cool down decided to take it easy/limp the rest of the way home.

Analysis: The hand/emergency brake actuates a piggyback hydraulic piston on the brake caliper via mechanical pivot arm and cables. When the parking brake is off, this pivot arm is assisted to a pressure released position by a wound heli coil return spring. In this incident the crucial spring was AWOL. The dragging brake built friction and heat and thus the drama.

To do: Mount portable fire extinguisher in trunk!

Locked out

With the engine left running I jumped out to snap a fall photo only to return to find the driver’s door jammed. To my consternation it was not shut completely and wouldn’t shut nor could it be re-opened. Luckily, a nearby road survey crew had the smarts to retrieve an odd branch from the wood and fashion a pole which they fished through the small gap in the partially open sunroof. Poking and prodding they managed to depress a window switch and I was saved. Turns out that my shoulder harness seat belt buckle had flopped into the door jam on exit and fouled the latch. A perfect snafu.

test drive

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The Cayman S is somewhat reminiscent of early 911 with the delightful light responsive handling in front and wonderful mechanical sounds from the rear (mid) engine layout. Not raw or brutish but very civilized, insulated and well balanced. A very fast GT with adequate power that can exceed any posted limits in the time it takes you to glance down and measure. The salesman ‘fessed that he’d been cited. Lucky not to get arrested in this car but dare I say that another 50 horses and more loudness would be perfection. The list price on this gentlemanly ride would buy (new) His ‘n’ Hers S2000 sportcars with change left over for a cruise ship holiday. Double the pleasure.

rescue 8

Newspaper: Rescue squad members help a motorist whose car stalled on a flooded road

floodrescue Woot! Luckily they had a safety helmet and a USCG approved preserver for the dufus otherwise he’d of had to make a swim for it. Oh wait… it’s knee deep. Perhaps the clip is merely a re-enactment or training exercise. Surely this guy didn’t wait there in his waterlogged vehicle for frontpage humiliation to arrive.

In shallow water, much less treacherous, I tried a similar stunt with my AWD except we sailed through at speed with geysers of water thrown high while others took the more cautious approach. I paid for my thrill afterward when I learned that I’d lost a hubcap ($57). I was irritated that the deep water had taken it and even sorrier to shell out for an overpriced plastic piece.

However, my neighbor one upped that he’d stalled out in a flooded street. Had to be towed. Operator spotted an oil slick. A connecting rod had created a hole and departed the engine block. I haven’t inspected the carnage but am guessing that greenwater from the front bumper’s bow wave snorkeled into the air intake and hydraulic lock — busted the engine. ($17,000).

I guess I be the lucky one.

garage floor pc

garage floor mechanic

A laptop portable would be the preferred and graceful means to retrieve fault codes from this vehicle’s onboard computer. Unfortunately, the proprietary serial interface cable dongle from my tool box needs a COM port and (all my) computing devices have evolved toward USB 2.0. The only machine in the house with a vestigial serial port was this heavy weight which I manhandled, peripherals, CRT, trailing cables and all, to the garage. Of course, a dealer could do all of this for you… 75 bucks!

Nice CutAway BTW

Honda et. al. are not resting. While the US Government pours design incentive money into Hydrogen Fuel Cell tech. The Japanese continue to engineer increasingly efficient Hybrids. Their technology is moving fast enough to make the current green car offerings – well… old tech. I would be hesitant to actually own one of these only because it will likely be obsolete on advent of the next generation (kinda like your 5 year old desktop pc paper weight). There will be a new improved engine version always raising the bar or setting the pace every few years. The gains are not incremental. We’re talking double digit percentage economy AND power advancement. Big problem with the Fuel Cell which hasn’t been thought through – There is zero infrastructure to support the distribution of alternative fuel. No way to immediately ramp up a way to store it, make it, transport it, sell it without spending zillions. I’m afraid that our boys (GM / Ford) are on the wrong tack.

BEST sedan

best 4 door

The 1960 Chrysler Imperial Le Baron, IMHO, is the most beautiful, perfectly proportioned, graceful 4 door car ever created. Who says that 1959 Cadillac had the most flamboyant fins?

freedom

Oh Sure! Drop ME like a hot potatoe! S’man had just hit me up for us to go to lunch when the phone rings and his buddy, Grant, suggests that they make use of S’man’s brand new drivers license to go fly — effectively by-passing dear ‘ol Dad , who is no longer needed 🙁