Here’s how it went down — George W’s senior inside advisor is leaving a primo career appointment because she’s ‘homesick for Texas’ (!?) She says that she’s abandoning ultimate Washington insider power so she can watch her youngster play soccer? (I think that she just set the women’s movement back a few…) Could it be that Mrs. B decide that she was getting to close to her man and so she sent her packing? How ’bout this one: Recall several months back when El Prez was sporting a black eye. I don’t think that this is connected. But, what REALLY happened? Did he fall off the couch while gagging on a pretzel? Hah! I say he and the VP got into an argument that ended in fist-e-cuffs! My daughter thinks I could be a writer for SNL 🙂