S’man is so close to the deepwater slalom start. He has good form and I know that next attempt he is gonna make it up. It will be a right of passage when he does. The trick is to keep your body over the center of the ski with your back upright and verticle. If you lean back your ski just plows with lots and lots of drag. If you don’t resist the pull of the boat you fall out the front. So maintain a straight up and down seated position with your legs fully bent. Keep your rear leg relaxed and only use it for balance and to steady the steering.
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return from the edge
E X T R E M E ! ! and a most awesome experience. I must say that I have landed with a new outlook and enjoyment for life. I would equate that part where –you step out into the open fresh-air at 12,000 feet– with a mental struggle no greater or worse than strapping into the latest roller coaster theme thrill ride. It is actually most pleasant (the floating feeling) and serene save for the massive adrenalin cocktail rush. You reach terminal velocity quickly and feel buoyant and stable. I made a few turns by dropping a shoulder. The hired camera arrived in our face moments later for a photo shoot and then fell away as my tandem instructor pulled the ripcord. The last mile was a lazy 14 feet/sec cruise with an unbeatable perspective view and return to warm earth.
d-day suprise
It’s confirmed. Mannana is ‘D’ day. I have 24 hours to psych myself up for a very big adventure. Everyone knew but I. The women whispered amongst themselves and then erupted in laughter and glee. What could it be? I was afeared that I was to be treated to a stripper delivering my birthday cake, or a shower dance or somesuch humiliation and embarrassment. Maybe hands on massage or yoga class. Well it’s not birthing nor bungee jumping. I suppose I was to be dragged kicking and screaming, blind folded delivered up to the edge of the precipice… Tune in tomorrow!
action
Volunteer girl did not approve. New management mucked everything and the situation was dire. She needed to take the offensive if anything was to be done…
Using the power of the pen and a few precision emails the wrong-doers have been exposed for what they did (and didn’t). The blamed are trying to c.y.a. duck and cover. A head rolls. Flames and a flare up here and there. There is renewed hope for the innocent little ones.
rollin’
My dog-gone dawg has rolled. I don’t know why animals do this but a google search says: “Some wolf characteristics stayed with the dog like the scent rolling instinct. The leading explanation is that they’re instinctively disguising their own scent so that prey animals won’t sniff a predator upwind. Megan Parker, research biologist at the Wolf Education and Research Center in Seattle, says that, yes, wolves-the ancestors of dogs-regularly roll in carrion. But she’s not so sure the reason is to disguise their scent. Both wolves and dogs have plentiful scent glands, she told us, so disguise is probably imperfect at best.It could be they roll in carrion to take the scent back to the pack, telling them they’ve found something interesting. Kind of like a restaurant review. It could also be that they’re marking the carrion with their scent, to tell anyone else who comes along ‘this is mine’. Of course, there’s always the possibility that some dogs may simply enjoy rolling around in carrion or feces, the way we enjoy a scented bubble bath.”
Well, he’ll get a bath alright — and me too from getting too close to him. I don’t know whether to be more upset at the dawg or the prevert that left the gift in the woods.
joy of flying
S’man has the flying bug and the flight sim on the pc just doesn’t satisfy. It’s been 10 years since I flewin a light plane. I will have to bone up on the P.O.H. and get checked out if I am to be the hero.
negative advertising
A common sighting in the garage. The wording does not have the desired promotional effect rather it broadcasts the message that their car is in the shop again. The neighbors are keeping score and won’t be buying this brand model.
caution
Maybe you missed this tip in your travel magazine about those horse collar neck gaskets? (keeps your head off of your shoulders when you snooze upright in your airline seat) The brand that inflates to a pillow could expand and damage the tissue causing trauma injury or death. If the aircraft cabin were to suddenly depressurize the neck doughnut would become a very large very hard balloon. Testing is incomplete and it is undetermined that this balloon pops before the circulation to your head is constricted. Important safety tip 🙂